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Early morning sacrifice

1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.

Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?

That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012
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Grab morning by the biscuit

he asked her to "grab morning by the biscuit", and when she did, he spent the rest of the day doing stuff for her.
by JJjr April 12, 2013
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.
by Nippalodian May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
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good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time
“Why are you in the bathroom for so long”

Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”
by Linda- May 25, 2018
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Good Morning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
I can't go on without a Good Morning and God-bless at the start of my day.
by QuiteSpicy May 27, 2018
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Sunday morning blizzard

When a group of Catholic priests perform a bukkake on you at Sunday school
Mike thought the stereotypes of Catholic priests were fake until he received his first Sunday morning blizzard
by jemalkins May 7, 2018
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