Nec Nec MPL

Angry little person who has lied about being laid most of his life. Usually a virgin and lives in relatives basement in the middle of nowhere. Claims has a Johnson 13 inches long. Also goes by Nessy.

Michael Paul Lane has been described as a Nec Nec MPL

by Little O April 7, 2009

90 Mph

The speed at which it is believed bastards cannot travel.

"Let's see if these bastards can do 90!"

by Dan Bertrand March 14, 2003

mp3

A format used in digital compression of music that makes entertainment industry executives shit a brick.

Check out my mp3 collection. I heard it gave the president of EMI an aneurysm.

by nicks September 9, 2003

MP5k

A small submachine gun manufactured by the German company Heckler and Koch. Uses small magazines, and can be put into a briefcase to hide it. Compatible with other MP5 magazines as well.

German police forces often use MP5k's due to their compact size.

by Marcus Freimanis April 24, 2004

Mpho

Mpho is a South African unisex name.It means Gift.

Mpho is a wonderful person.

by LARRYZARRYMACAW December 9, 2019

MPAA

The film industry's version of the RIAA. While they have many duties, their most controversial is no doubt their part in the ongoing copyright wars. Like the RIAA, disliked because when threatened by a new technology, instead of learning to use it to their advantage they try to hit it with a really big legal hammer. Betamax, anyone? They never learn...

Techie: "hey I just made a new device that has both legitimate and illegimate uses"
MPAA: "OMG SUE HIM!! SUE THEM ALL!!!!11"

by Bogus September 6, 2005

mpk

Created in MMORPG to describe the act of releasing monsters onto a player in order to K.O. them.

(Monster Player Kill)

Guys, be careful, they plan to MPK us.

by Sunburntshadow November 2, 2004