Fly a Kite

Getting high or the action of getting high. Specifically, getting high on Cannabis. The act of proceeding to get high before being high. Thus, ‘High as a Kite”, which is the result of flying a kite to get the kite high to begin with.

Ronnie, ‘ey, you wanna go “fly a kite”? Ronnie’s friend Bobby says, “Hell yeah. Let’s get high.”

by TTWinProvedIt June 12, 2021

Fly a kite

1. An outside hobby that needs wind to power, good to do in Spring and Fall!

2. An idiom to tell someone to go away.

1: name: Let’s go fly a kite, name!

2: name: hey wanna do this? Or this? Or this? Or even thi-
name 2: go fly a kite.

by Peppa lol March 28, 2022

Go fly a kite

In my mind it means go F off why?

Well mary poppins said “let’s go fly a kite, up to the highest height!”

But Thomas Edison flew a kite got electrocuted so go fly a kite in my eyes means go put a fork in. Socket or F off

Johnny- Hey Billie looks like the eagles were last in the draft

Billie- Johnny go fly a kite!

by NotTesla May 24, 2022

flying the furry kite

The process of taking your wayward German Shepherd on a walk on a long line as he veers around and you desperately try and stay on your feet.

Just been down on the beach flying the furry kite

by DHomer June 29, 2022

bitch-ass kite

The standard quadrilateral flying kite intersected by sticks at its vertices. Known as a "bitch-ass kite" due to its use by young children.

Did you see Jimmy flying his bitch-ass kite?

by nullptr July 25, 2022

Gun-shooting knife

Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.

“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”

by epicguy193 September 10, 2022

Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."

by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022