Keep the change

Receiving sexual favours as a surprise reward for some assistance you've given to someone.

"I helped Cheryl move last weekend, and after it was done, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, and keep the change, baby!"

by kevnar June 28, 2006

keeper

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

"Hey, come check out my keeper!"

by edawg999 November 1, 2006

zoo keeper

the act of gathering various pets or animals and placing them in your bed while you bang your girlfriend -> may result in various scratches all over your body

charicter one: - i pulled a zoo keeper last night
friend: - really? how was it?
charicter 1: - it was going well untill my girlfriend found out it was the dog licking her and not me

by dan and eric September 26, 2006

keep'er

An expression of your lack of desire towards a woman

Fat friend: "So, was she a keeper?"

Smart friend: "Ya she sure was... like keep'er over there."

by ThePurpleman May 9, 2011

keep it gangsta

to go hard and fuck every dude up who think they can fuck with you but they cant cause you keep it gangsta

yo i was at the club lastnight and i was dancing with a fine honey and this dude walked over and was looking at me kinda funny...so then i found out that was his baby mother and so thats when i didnt give a flying fuck ....then he kept mugging so then i told his ass go head home somewhere ...so he tried to step then i banged his ass and got real gangsta ........thats really keeping it gangsta

by tammy March 27, 2004

keep your nose clean

No more coke. Snorting the remnants of coke that is left in your nose. Picking the coke boogers out.

Hey, keep your nose clean. Thanks, no one needs to know about my habbit.

by roll tide 123456 September 27, 2009

Keepin' It Riel

A rebel gangster way of living similar to that of Canadian Louis Riel. An expression of living only for instant fun. Drinking alcohol and having sex are the main hobbies. Receiving welfare while being a criminal gangstar is "Riel". Time in the slammer or being executed for rebelling is very "Riel"

Cam: Listen man, you gotta bail me out of the can again... I was Keepin' It Riel last night and got busted

by shokWAVisPHIL December 2, 2010