kool kelly

Music lover, music fan, lover of underground music, music festival documentarian. Underground band interview. Aspiring musician with Krypnotic Khaos. Koolest chick on the planet

Hey that band is amazing they need to get on Kool Kelly’s podcast.

by KKG45 July 1, 2022

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Kenzie kelly

Kenzie…. Is a beautiful name and person. She will always find a way to make you happy. She is someone’s sun on a rainy day. She will always listen if you have something to say. But she always has a option and will not take no of a answer. She is the most beautiful, smart and caring girl in the world. She is truly one of a kind. C+k

Kenzie Kelly is the most beautiful girl

by Love you mamas July 23, 2022

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Kellie

A loose woman who "services" the needs of security guards in a timely fashion. Often found working in ugg boots despite their un-practicality. Frequently orders from SkipTheDishes and has an addiction to Amazon. Responds to Schmellie or Kellie Services when called out in a group in a lemur-esque manner. Cannot count to 10 or tie her shoes. Probably has a kidney infection but that doesn't stop her from pounding back tequila shots. 10 times out of 10 is found guilty of giving others cavities since she believes gummies are a major food group.

"I bet Kellie Services has some something sweet for us tonight."

by ShinyTeeth February 14, 2019

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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

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Kelly

Super nice guy. Will do absolutely anything for you if the connection is real. He will call you things like "ethereal" and "majestic" if he sees that those terms fit. Male Kellys make the best friends. They are caring and sweet. Just good all around.

"Wow! Kelly is here!"
"Of course he is, he always shows up for his friends"

by happy-oot November 23, 2021

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