Karen 

In life there are many Karen's

1. The classic Karen- Bob haircut, false nails and usually blonde, they will do ANYTHING to speak to the manager. They always think there right even though 99.99% they speak pure flubblegobbin.

2. The Karen Karen (or double Karen)- These are people called Karen with the Karen stereotype. This double Karen occurs when the stars align on a Friday 13th.

3. The enigma Karen- A person called Karen who is really kind. She's the type to bake really good cookies. However, they only appear once in a blue moon

Classic Karen: CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER?

Double Karen: HURRY UP! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!

Enigma Karen: I'm Karen, your Karen, she's Karen. Yet we're all so vastly different..

Karen by Sai-Chan July 1, 2021

Karen 

Someone who writes and reads a lot of books. Usually a girl who likes to read about animals.

She is a Karen because she loves books.

Karen by JimmyJonJonJimmy July 3, 2021

Karen 

An annoying blond chick that will always ruin your day I know from experience there always being stupid to I’ve seen some run into poles so if you ever see one come up to you, just say duck off Karen.

Jeff: *Accidentally sprayed water on Karen*

Bob:ah shit here we go again.
Karen: Seriously did you just seriously spray water on me how rude.
Bob and Jeff : wtf😂😂😂

Karen by yeet92847 July 5, 2021

Karen 

Karen is a very lovely lady

Karen is the best friend you will ever have.

Karen by JaketheCat July 9, 2021

Karen 

a Karen is a woman who’s typically Middle Aged, an antivaxx mum because she believes vaccines cause autism, always wants to speak to the manager and doesn’t wear a mask because she’s “exempt” and will get triggered when questioned.

She’s such a Karen.

Karen by barkesy66 July 11, 2021

Karen 

A person, typically female that starts arguments online with random people and then reports their retorts.

"Man, this karen really came up on my post, throwing shade and attitude and then reported me for clapping back"

Karen by PinkChibiMemes July 13, 2021

Karen 

A Karen refers to a person, almost always a woman, who goes above and beyond to inconvenience others in pursuit of what she wants.

Karens are natively found in grocery stores- especially Walmart- thrift stores, and children’s soccer games. You can spot a Karen by their obtusely short and blonde haircuts, bad eyeliner, cheap runners, the Starbucks drinks they seem to pull out of thin air, and the burning need to speak to managers.

Karen’s also see the need to interject their opinions on every single living person in their radius, even if no one asks or fucking cares. They will also attack you based on any and all opinions and beliefs that don’t align with their self righteous mentality, and will go to the grave trying to destroy you or your business over bullshit that’s not any of their concern (not to be confused with a debater). They will also whine about anything and everything in their lives to garner pity from friends and family simply because their miserable with their life.

If someone calls you a Karen, you need to seriously re-evaluate what you’re doing in that moment, or even with your life because honey, that ain’t it. In short, back the fuck off and walk away. It’s for the best.

Example 1:

Karen: Wear your mask!

Person: I have a medical condition so I can’t.

Karen: Do I look like I give a fuck about your ‘medical condition’ when you’re endangering everyone around you!? And keep your crotch goblins away from me they’re probably crawling it’s disease.

Example 2:

Karen: Let me speak the manager.

Employee: I Sure thing ma’am, let me call-

Karen: Did you just call me ‘ma’am’? How dare you, I will get you fired for this.

Karen by getmeoffthisplanet July 18, 2021