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July 15

July 15th is a day you can watch porn with anyone you want.
P1: Hey, wanna watch porn?
P2: Gross! No!
P1: Did you forget it’s July 15th?
P2: Oh! I totally forgot. Okay then let’s go watch some porn.
by angleina July 15, 2020
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July 25th

July 25th is the day where James and his girlfriend exchange nudes because they love eachother a lot. But ONLY JAMES’ GIRLFRIEND- as he doesn’t want anyone’s nudes but hers!
Today is July 25th...James and his girlfriend are allowed to exchange nudes!
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July 26

This is the birthday of a beautiful angel that died on episode 8, season 5 in Attack On Titan. Rest In Peace Sasha :) <3
have you heard? July 26 is Sasha’s birthday! Rest in peach angel.
by XdaniX February 1, 2021
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July 4

whoever is born on this day is dumb.
oh you were born on July 4th, you’re pretty dumb then.
by AbbyLee23 November 2, 2019
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12 July

Kevin: hey guys it’s 12 July

Emma: yay it’s time to listen to classic rock!
by Gang gang maccaroni April 19, 2020
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July 2

the birthday of an ugly rat named isaac <3
July 2 is isaacs bday ew what ;)
by coochie snatcher October 20, 2019
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filthy julie

The act of sticking your finger into your navel and then wiping it on your friend/enemy's upper lip so the smell won't go away.
Sitting on a couch watching SNL. reach down under your shirt, stick your finger into your navel. remove it and quickly wipe the filthy julie onto your friends upper lip .. the smell will be strong and won't go away very quickly.
by SigmundS February 4, 2007
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