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Jesse

The most caring, thoughtful, mature, good looking guy you’ll ever meet. His smile lights up the room and his laugh is beyond contagious. Any girl would be on cloud nine if he looked her way. His eyes are captivating and will give you butterflies. You are blessed if you have a Jesse in your life.
My boyfriend is such a Jesse.
by ACountryGal August 13, 2022
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Jesse

Sucking balls his passed time is. Jesse (Aka jester the melester)
by @ssSuckers2000 October 20, 2022
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Jesse

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Jesse

Traditionally known for being a boys’ name but its 2021 and gender nonconformity woohoo!!

Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Guy 1: damn, I just want someone who is fun, caring, beautiful eyes is a plus…. someone who I can hold stupid yet intellectual conversations with, someone who gets along with my people, someone who loves deeply..

Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
by CookieInTheCookieJar November 22, 2021
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Jesse

Jesse is edward from twilight, but i love him so much he's so handsome, so respectful, so desiring. If jesse told me to jump off a bridge no water i'd do it
by aleczlovesjesse February 29, 2024
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Jess Level Stupid

When someone says something that is so outlandishly stupid, or something that is very obviously wrong/not true, that it can only be described as as stupid as something that someone named Jess would say.
Person 1: Aren't all Spanish-speaking countries in Spain?
Person 2: That's Jess Level Stupid
by jessicaisnotmyrealname May 13, 2025
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Jess

A trashy blonde chick from central Jersey with no morals, and will suck u off for a Klondike bar because the cumdumpster she lives behind still has rent.
Jess showed up and now the whole store stinks like fish and the toilet seat has an std.
by Ben Dover 1010-0 November 8, 2018
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