jackanus

a less provocative insult you use when someone does or says something just plain retarded

jason:that dude right there shaved his pubes over the toilet and clogged the crap outta it.

you:whata jackanus

by Dice Breakus October 7, 2009

jack wilson

Quarter back on of the football team. A straight up baller. Has thing for tall brunettes. Loves the show Breaking Bad. You don't want to mess with a Jack, it can get pretty ugly. They commonly have bromances. They typically don't know how to talk to girls, but enjoy grabbing asses.

Girl1: who's that fag?

Girl2: dat ain't nofag just Jack Wilson.

by 2muchswag4u September 16, 2013

Jack Arnold

A very intellectual man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.

"Jack Arnold helps everyone and is a good person!"

by annenomy October 23, 2013

Jack Out

Jacking off while hanging out with your bros

Danny: God, why can't I just hang out with my bros and jack out!?
Arin: I love to jack out with my bros!

by Kipst3r January 29, 2016

jack collins

Jack Collins is a word most commonly used for describing a male with a female bum

He had a jack Collins, which he was very ashamed about

by TheHonestOwl November 4, 2017

Jack-Nelson

Most complicated and most retarded person you will meet. If you see him, don’t say something stupid.

Jack-Nelson is a retard

by ShawnMendes#74 December 31, 2017

Jack Wiggins

All round dickhead swallows cock and will end up with cancer
He has a bit of hair and small eyes
His dad is rapist and raped his mom one night
Jack is a professional roof climber so he can finger unsuspecting clients

Jack Wiggins is a pure pedo

by Abcdefxvideos November 2, 2018