Jones College prep is the gayest school in chicago. While you might have come to Jones for an education you were wrong. Jones is full of furries and it's hard to find a friend group who aren't mean wannable rich kids. The Jones population is 99% white and 1% other.
by Lolbeans12356 August 14, 2022
A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020
When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.
Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.
Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.
Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.
Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
by Common_sensual November 04, 2022
JMS is described as the gayest school on Earth. Jones is popluated by annoying little kids, strict administrators, and a Homosexual principle.
by Larsonarypopularisyouinta September 08, 2008
Purposely getting lost while hiking in hopes of finding hidden treasures. Often confused with "finding bigfoot", in which case you are attempting to find bigfoot, ultimately getting lost in the process.
by CurlyWildcat July 10, 2011
by the#realinventorofjomama January 29, 2017
a person who doesn’t have the ability to grow anymore then a few pubes on their chin and fucks girls after a night out on their period.
by AnonymouseDood April 16, 2020