Italian Lube

Another word for olive oil

Frank: Hey mark, you got any Italian lube, I'm about to cook
Mark: yeah I do

by DEWEY_DEWEY October 24, 2024

italian lube

olive oil used for sex...

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"

by katya & trixie May 05, 2020

italianize

to make something italian

damn lets italianize tht shit

by shi shi's bff May 13, 2010

Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 05, 2022

italian truckstop

When you shove a pound of coffee beans in your anus, and shit spray them across 5 naked men in a truck stop bathroom.

We got bored on the road trip, so we stopped and tried an Italian Truckstop to spice up the trip.

by gerontee February 15, 2019

The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

Italian Breadstick

You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....

“Baby imma give you the Italian breadstick tonight”

by Count Cockula October 09, 2019