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And then I was bacon

Used when telling a story, it describes a feeling or act of uselessness and lack of any goal.

Created by college students with a lot of free time to make stories more entertaining.
I woke up this morning and decided I was going to bacon all day.

I went to In- and out and after that I started drinking, and then I was bacon.
by The kid in the corner December 21, 2010
mugGet the And then I was baconmug.

English Bacon

Terribly cooked bacon.
Oh god this tastes like English Bacon
by ThisJustDidntHappen August 26, 2011
mugGet the English Baconmug.

bacon stealers

nickname for mother fucking canadians who come to America for the sole perpose of ruining normal people's lives.
"Hey I just moved here from Canada!"
"You are a mother fucking bacon stealer!"
by Jake Nonigga January 5, 2005
mugGet the bacon stealersmug.

salty bacon

when a girl/guy puts 12 individual grains of salt in your pee hole
yoo man my girl gave me a salty bacon last night
by Saltuserr October 4, 2011
mugGet the salty baconmug.

bacon babe

syn for Bitch.

group of girls that come together as friends over a small and random common interest, such as the fascination with Kevin Bacon. Usually have a "Bacon Code" in which laws are completely random and strict. (example- you can not wear stripes on tuesday. and you can't so much as look at him because i used to go out with him) Bacon babes tend to suck people into their crowd because on the outside they seem "cool". However, word to the wise, don't fall into the Bacon-byss. Once you go, you can never return, and it will not be pretty i can promise you.
Girl 1- "Omg have you seen the Bacon Babes? they all have matching t-shirts! They are soooo cool i wish i was a part of them"

Girl 2- "Seriously? because they are all stupid. and gay, and they make no sense. but ok... watch out for that first step into the bacon-byss, it's a doosey"

Girl 1- *fake girlie giggle* "whatever you sayyy!"
by Shanayynayyy September 25, 2006
mugGet the bacon babemug.

Bacon Wallet

A girl's vagina.
I hope there are some nice bacon wallets at the bar tonight.
by djlinus54 October 31, 2011
mugGet the Bacon Walletmug.

bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.
Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the bacon thiefmug.

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