internet predator

a ferocious beast, which stalks and devours the poor unwitting internet. They measure between 3nm and 17feet, and often can be found lurking in forums.

OH NO's! the internet predator ate my myspace! I hope it chokes on my favorite movies and dies!!!

internet predator by rocktopotomus November 15, 2006

internet explorer 

A website designers nightmare.

You have to go completely avoid or spend lots of time working on exactly how you want your site to look to conform to the standard.

I wish Internet Explorer wasn't the most popular browser in the world, everyone should download Firefox.

internet explorer by Tommyharding November 29, 2006

Internet Hobo 

An internet user, squatting on another persons connection, possibly due to moving home and not having a connection of there own.

I've just moved house, so at the minute I'm an internet hobo. You can still contact me though as I'm stealing my neighbours WiFi.

Internet Hobo by Chronicfathead September 28, 2008

Internet users 

internet users are stupid people with no lives using facebook or twatter or wasting time searching and playing online games or getting illegal files

lazy internet users they are.

Internet users by itssotrueistform August 24, 2016

lol internet 

what a REAL e thug says during an odd, silent situation.

1. someone: wtf n00b
e thug: ..lol internet
someone: lol well placed lol internet

lol internet by Kenzaki December 19, 2005

Kettering internet 

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.

Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.

Kettering internet by Kettering Student May 25, 2006

internet 

The name of our alien overlord. The one that the government uses to control it's people, they keep it in the basement of the White House.

"All hail! Internet!"

internet by Meka August 31, 2003