The same as a woodchipper.
1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
Example 1:
Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:
Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:
Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:
Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:
Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:
Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:
Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
by Clarediette February 28, 2010
Get the Wood Chippermug. The primary reason for showering toilet seats and bathroom floors just after waking up from a nightmare about exploding in a sewage treatment plant and never being able to have sex again. Three times in twenty years of marriage wasn't enough.
Marsha; I'm so sick of cleaning the bathroom after you, damn it!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!
Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!
Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!
by Martha Stewbird May 10, 2011
Get the MORNING WOODmug. Verb: To take a pee while sporting a hard on.
Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.
Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.
Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.
Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.
Holy crap, this morning I woke up with such a rager, that I had to pull a Tiger Woods in order to keep from hitting the wall!
by Curousgeorge January 19, 2009
Get the Tiger Woodsmug. by maetel June 8, 2003
Get the tiger woodsmug. 1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table
1) He just laid the wood on her last night
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.
by CanUHearMeNow408 May 1, 2003
Get the lay the woodmug. by sunnabitch February 15, 2005
Get the Tiger Woodsmug. by Manuela66 December 23, 2008
Get the Natalie Woodmug.