The same as a woodchipper.
1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
Example 1:
Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:
Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:
Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:
Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:
Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:
Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:
Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
by Clarediette February 28, 2010
The primary reason for showering toilet seats and bathroom floors just after waking up from a nightmare about exploding in a sewage treatment plant and never being able to have sex again. Three times in twenty years of marriage wasn't enough.
Marsha; I'm so sick of cleaning the bathroom after you, damn it!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!
Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!
Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!
by Martha Stewbird April 20, 2011
Verb: To take a pee while sporting a hard on.
Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.
Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.
Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.
Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.
Holy crap, this morning I woke up with such a rager, that I had to pull a Tiger Woods in order to keep from hitting the wall!
by Curousgeorge October 07, 2008
by maetel June 08, 2003
1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table
1) He just laid the wood on her last night
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.
by CanUHearMeNow408 May 01, 2003
by sunnabitch February 16, 2005
by Manuela66 November 29, 2008