The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

hold up

When something is so utterly messed up you HAVE to question what they asked.

A : Hey, I just married C.
B : Nice, you two lookalike!
C : Of course, we're siblings!
B : Hold up

by Titanium Steel July 26, 2020

hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

by MrHaversham May 18, 2017

holding up their pinky

If someone takes a picture holding up their pinky, it means that they are deeply in love with Halle. Don’t worry, we all know you are.

“Hey, someone just send me a photo of them holding up their pinky.”

“OMG HALLE THEY ARE SO DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!”

by halleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 11, 2022

Hillyard Hold

The act of helping someone in need under the sole condition that it doesn’t inconvenience you too much.

She needed a step daddy for her baby, but he gave her the old “hillyard hold”.

by Richard Littlecock September 26, 2020

Choke Hold High

When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.

High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?

High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023

kenin hold

holding your nerve, holding your serve from 0-40 down with winners and/or at a critical point in a tennis match

she did the kenin hold omg

by morcsori January 18, 2024