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Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.
1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a German politician who served as the Chancellor of Germany from 1933 until his epic downfall in 1945. Though born in Austria, he was an avid German nationalist since childhood. He was the leader of the Nazi Party in Germany and was heavily anti-semetic. Usually regarded as a dictator, he is a highly controversial historical figure and not one held in high regards by many people. He was the person who had caused the initiation of the Second World War.
C : "dude Adolf Hitler was right"
J : "shut up you Nazi scum"
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
by horny cucumber May 25, 2022
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Hitler

A term for Anti-Semites

Plural: Hitlers

A reference to Adolf Hitler
David Icke is one of the worst Hitlers in the world
by Porg009 December 6, 2023
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Hitler

Had Hitler tried to go the artist route or take advantage of oppurtunities in art, he would have likely started with something that looked like graffiti, except not as gang related marking of his perceived territory, but large scale spraypainted visual scenes to capture the minds of the masses and convince them that he wasn't just marking territory he perceived as his own, (as Napoleon would have done before him) that it was actually somehow in their best interest to welcome/celebrate his arrival/presence there . He would have been the guy that everyone knew, but nobody knew much about (kind of like a male version Anna Delvey/Sorokin) and someone that wanted to be everyone else's voice/face (despite being an outsider to the region he was trying to conquer/be the voice/face of). He would have been an underground kind of guy, trying to be noticed by some without standing out to all, though he would have claimed to be "different" ,"colorful" , or "rebellious (against bossiness)" instead of plain as an old tin pail and bossy. A guy that would have said just about anything to keep his tentacles wrapped around/over people's eyes, thus keeping their minds from connecting A to B (or hiring a consultant to keep anybody from connecting A to B, as the workload would pile up over time).
Hitler would likely have been involved in/active in any community he was in, whether it be with religious or political organizations/cooperatives/collaborations/collectives) or something like a spiritual group (a yoga cult he was looking to start with a legitimate looking/sounding facade of helping people better themselves or their community).
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
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great nob, hitler

Spoonerism of “Great Hit, Nobler” popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club
“Great nob, Hitler! Urgh, I mean great hit, Nobler!”
by Mebemax July 14, 2023
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Hitler

To smear shit in the spot between someone's nose and upper lip
You kept refusing my terminologies so I gave you a hitler!
by General ellesse January 3, 2022
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