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I Have Good Game

A phrase telling girls that you have good game without wasting too much of their precious time. Chicks love it when you cut to the chase. Say this to females as they walk by you on the sidewalk. You should be somewhat intoxicated and in the mood to heckle. Fear of rejection will lead to failure. Often times this term will raise curiosity in the female and lead to her joining you in a game of beer pong which could lead to things like sex for that evening.
Dude 1: Hey ladies, I Have Good Game!!!!
Girl 1: Har Har, thats cool.
Dude 1: No seriously, come play beer pong.
Girl 1: Okay, I'm so intrigued by your bluntness and ability to not waste my time by telling me straight up how good your game really is. I will play beer pong with you and perhaps let you touch my boob later tonight.

Tip: This term is often most effective when used in coordination with "I'm hung like a hamster." See: Hung Like a Hamster here on Urban Dictionary.
by Coolguy172 June 23, 2006
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We all have chodes

When you feel that no one is listening simply yell out "we all have chodes"
Everybody: talking

You: hello

Everybody: ignores

You: we all have chodes
by Farary5 October 16, 2015
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I shouldn’t have asked

When you say something, then immediately regret that
Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.
by RedUnderscore February 26, 2021
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I have brought peace

i have indeed brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire.

but i did not recieve the rank of master.
"i have brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire"

"Your new empire?"
by OkayJens September 18, 2020
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you have stake in me

you have rights on me.
- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!
by ZJane November 15, 2010
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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT

A funny white boy on the internet shows his friends weird stuff he finds.
Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, I gotta watch Saltydkdan subject his friends to incomprehensible horrors on the new “Have you heard about?”
by Fuckyoucooldude69 December 8, 2022
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i have a confession for you

“I have a confession for you.”
I like you too”
by Usknfnejwmsm October 31, 2017
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