hippie inc.

“Hippie Inc.” or “Hippy Incorporated” refers to someone who claims to or portrays themselves living a “hippie,” raw vegan, no waste, clean, peaceful lifestyle, but does so without giving up their luxuries and expensive “spiritual” travels. They often live in a nice house, decorated with “boho” items that are far too expensive for what they are. They can also be found culturally appropriating often.

Melissa: Roger just got back from “finding himself.” His parents paid to send him to India for a month. He came back with dreadlocks and a bindi?
George: How very Hippie Inc. of him.

by confusedweeaboo August 10, 2019

hippy convention

When a group of hippies come together (sometimes for days) and dont take showers, tie-dye shirts, hold pointless conversations, and do nothing.

I went to a hippy convention with my friend Danielle, shes not use to showering and loves to hold pointless conversations.

by mjc2n8 December 3, 2011

Burnt out hippie

a hippie or regular guy who decides to take ludicrous amounts of lsd and then ends up depersonalized and depressed for his whole life trips so hard that he never really came back with his full self just walking around saying nothing is real and forgetting your own thoughts

DONT TAKW HIGH DOSAGES OF PHYSCADELICS OR YOULL END UP LIKE A Burnt out hippie

by dontdrugupyoung June 23, 2023

Hippie

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.

Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.

by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021

Hippy

A way to tell your friend your the imposter without announcing it to the whole group

Dude, hippy watch out.

by Kale Bee November 14, 2020

Hippies

Noun1: Ugly idiots that smoke weed and take crack.
Noun2: a Virus in The red neck mountain town, South Park.
Adjective: A guy that is homeless

"No i didn't exclude him because hes black, its because hes a Hippie, i hate them, all get in trouble, taking drugs, driving around in their hippie vans, i hate em!" Eric Cartman Hippies suck!

by Urban alien February 18, 2021

Hippy Shake

THE HIPPY SHAKE: the hippy shake is another term for intercourse or coitus.

1:Grandma, when was the last time you hippy shaked?
2:OH MY SWEET BOY, BEFORE MY HIP WAS REPLACED!
1:Grandma wtf??????

by razratt January 1, 2024