Joe Gorilla

Joe Gorilla's will have poor eye sight
Would get solo'd by michael goatilee

Smokes vapes and will then make the move onto cigars, so lungs are kind of fucked
Wont take dark humour well, but will still make those kind of jokes

Boy: joe gorilla, fortnite killa

Joe Gorilla: *cough**cough*

by MortonHearsAMoo February 17, 2023

Gorilla Dart

A word that can be used to refute any logic ; to leave the person one is conversing with speechless.

"I know you are but what am I?"
"I am going to put a gorilla dart in your foot."

by bebegronk February 7, 2024

The Silver-Back Gorilla

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.

Hey babe, wanna have the sexy time?

Only if we do The Silver-Back Gorilla.

by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016

gringo gorilla

Shit Habitz says

“That gringo gorilla was all up in my grill”

by Habz October 6, 2021

Gorilla Worthy

When you'd pay a thousand dollars to sleep with a girl.

Indicates extreme worthiness.

Can apply to any girl - whether a pro or not.

Dude: jesus! check out that chick!
Dude: yeah, gorilla worthy for sure.

by Big Mac on Acid August 27, 2009

Gorilla Guts

When you have such bad diarrhea, that you have no choice but to sit on the toilet for hours.

“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts”

“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”

“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”

by BoyBoyBaggins July 27, 2021

gorilla dance

The action of flexing one's breast to make them bounce.

"Can you do the gorilla dance?"
"Yeah bro, watch this!"

by TheLastRelic May 24, 2018