ghost goosed

When you feel your but touch something or someone then turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

Goose

Cute little “innocent” fuckers known for attacking people

I heard a goose attacked Jerry yesterday, he barely made it out alive

by Almostbutnotquite November 16, 2019

Premier goose

Goose with the finest feathers in all the land

Dayum that must be the premier goose, his feather game on point, dem jawns bougie af.

by Eagles2042 December 4, 2016

The Great Goose March

The March of a long line of geese across a busy road, holding up traffic and ruining everyone's day because geese are selfish bastards who only want vengeance.

Sorry I'm late, The Great Goose March was taking place on the highway!

by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 26, 2022

goose

Royalty commonly found on asian andy dick chord. He is the big funny and if you don't agree you are automatically a palestine sympathising loser.

"bro goose is so cool i want to have his children"

by frequent gamer shot collector August 6, 2019

Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.

I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.

by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022

Gooses

A way to prove your dad wrong when it comes to grammatical errors.

You are silly gooses, not geese

by garnierairborn June 17, 2020