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National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure
Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.
by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019
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Smash and Grab

Forcefully smacking someone's ass then once contact is made, grabbing it firmly.
Stop smacking my ass!
I'm not, I'm giving you the ol' smash and grab!
by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017
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Mall Grab

The Mall Grab.

Like many things in life, you are told not to do and sometimes it is for the best. We should continue to value the legacy of skating and carry on with the joke. The history behind the Mall Grab is simply a great amount of “poser” skaters who have no intent on getting on the board and shredding. Any real skater knows that he will mall grab by accident every now and again.

The mall rat scene at that point was ridiculous,” Sean Gallagher said of working at a shopping mecca in 2002 located in an upper class New Jersey township.

“A lot of those kids would carry boards around for fashion… It’s like the guy who just carries the guitar around and doesn’t play it,” he said.
Dude #1: “Damn bro, my coffee is taking mad long bro. I hope I don’t spill it on my new thrasher shirt, I paid 60 bucks bro..”
Dude #2: “Man stop being a lil p##### ### ##### and by the way learn how to hold your board. “MALL GRAB!” See you at the park..
by Amt224 November 2, 2022
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National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.
Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day
by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018
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Grab Anything Day

You’re allowed to grab any part of a girl or boy on May 2nd
“Todays May 2nd!”

“Isn’t that national grab anything day?”
Hell yeah man!”
by SomeoneWhosHere May 1, 2023
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Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.
Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah
by Li rod wave November 30, 2019
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The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these
josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3
by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021
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