Golden Toaster

A golden toaster that can HECCING hack when you push the toaster thing up and down. The Golden Toaster is the most amaze toaster, it also makes great waffles.

Robbie used the Golden Toaster to break FANgeopolitics.

by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018

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Golden poop

A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.

A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."

by LumEcho October 23, 2018

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The tissue that is used to clean the spunk after your first wank that you keep and cherish until you pass it down to your kids. This golden tissue will be passed down for generations to come keeping your legacy alive.

“Last week my Dad gave me his golden tissue, one day I will pass this down to my childeren”

by dWilfE January 1, 2019

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Golden Geyser

Verb; During coitus, you gleefully have your partner roll-over on his or her back with there anus facing skyward. You then proceed to urinate into the gaping vortex. Your partner then evacuates the warm golden liquid into the air via flatulent discharge thus creating the beautiful and majestic "Golden Geyser"

After a long day of work, Jana pulled the tarp out, laid it on the floor and called Bill in. She saw this as an opportunity to propose the "Golden Geyser" for their mutual enjoyment. Bill agreed without hesitation.

by David Gary David June 13, 2018

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