cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

monkey feet

Its when you have a jesus toe.

When your index toe is bigger than your big toe and it looks like it can grip things

by Shelbs April 21, 2005

Freetalk

An improvised form of conversation with no specific start in mind and no general destination.

Hey, do you mind if we freetalk for a bit?

I love my job. What do I do? I'm a professional freetalker! (Audience laughs)

I love when we freetalk. I feel like I can say anything to you.

by throwupsites June 4, 2020

FREETY

The top 1.9 pvper

FREETY is the best 1.9 pvper... Way better than that "Sponker" guy...

by eminex February 28, 2021

Fleet cat

A cat who has been boarded or trapped on something (originally a boat), and thus dies of starvation or thirst in that area.

Child: What the hell? Mooooooooooooooooom. Our cat's dead in the trunk!

Father: THAT'S what that horrid smell is!

Mother: Damn it, that fleet cat's gotta go then.

by The one above all February 1, 2010

feetarded

The act of so drunk that u have no idea what is going on, you are running around acting like a damn fool. but for some reason it works and everybody around loves it and thinks this person is the man.

Damn, that dude is straight feetarded! Hes awesome!

by therealfeetard June 13, 2011

Feetgasm

The feeling after getting a foot massage from me

"Oh wow", said Sochetra "i just had a feetgasm from that massage"

by yoooooo0o November 8, 2011