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Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
by Overknown April 1, 2024
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025
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Flop the flounder

Taking a pee with a big cock!
I've drank so much, I have to flop the flounder!
by John Zombie September 30, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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