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fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...
by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017
mugGet the fudge smearsmug.

Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job
I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night
by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019
mugGet the Chinese hot fudge popsiclemug.

Mudge fudge

When a man goes from the girls anus to her vagina not realising she needed to poop and thus covering his penis with copious amounts of feaces, then filling her vagina with feaces
Was having a great time at the orgy last night, Until when I was fucking this girl I realised the dude before me had filled her with mudge fudge
by Free dude June 9, 2016
mugGet the Mudge fudgemug.

Backdoor fudge

The southern way of sayin shit
Hey i gotta go to the bathroom cause i gotta make some backdoor fudge
by Lilsavsav July 4, 2021
mugGet the Backdoor fudgemug.

FUDGE

A better and more appropriate word for the f word. Also, it is funny to use.
by NoImDarkshadow February 22, 2021
mugGet the FUDGEmug.

J-Fudge

noun- the dirt, grease, or grime that collects on and subsequently dislodges from the back of one's mullet
You got a little bit o' J-Fudge on you're chin there... yeah, right there... you got it.
by NodularIronCrank November 14, 2010
mugGet the J-Fudgemug.

Plug Fudge

Escrement upon thy butt plug
Antn3e tried Ryan's plug fudge on a piece of toast.
by FTWW December 14, 2023
mugGet the Plug Fudgemug.

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