First love

an excuse to still mess with your ex and still have feelings for them your first love will be your last love

I just can’t get over him he’s my first love ima still be there for him regardless

by RealistM May 6, 2018

warrior's first blood

When a dude pops a girl's cherry, and her blood is on his penis, he removes it from her vagina and proceeds to make streaks on her face much like native americans paint their faces before war. (bonus points for poking her in the eye in the process).

When Christina decided to let Arjun steal her virginity, he begged her to rub his penis all over her face to give her a warrior's first blood.

by chrismyers July 11, 2007

first class fool

when one does something something so foolish, it is concidered to be a first class act of foolery

Person A: What does anon stand for?
Person B: Anonymous. Duh.
Person A: Well don't I feel like a first class fool.

by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

first day hangover

The feeling of exhaustion and inability to think after the first day of school. It affects students from elementary school, high school, and college.

Jim: Hey Timmy, you wanna go see a movie with the girls tonight?
Timmy: Nah man, I gotta go home and take a nap and get rid of this first day hangover!

by DJMattDaCoolCat August 19, 2011

From First To Last

Note: Sonny is 16 not 15. sorry. i'm picky. and he's fucking short. anyways, yeah "Me" is right.

sonny moore is 16 and quite nice.

by britt December 13, 2004

first

a word used to describe the person you first have sexual intercourse with.

Ashley: "Wasn't Bobby your first?"
Claire: "Yes, I love him & am glad I waited to lose my virginity to him."

by Brutha from a nutha mutha, yo. March 8, 2011

First Gear Cruise

The best kind of traffic jam. This is when the speed of the traffic moves at the same rate as a car with a manual transmission when idling in first gear. This saves the driver the need for any clutch work, or indeed any pedal work at all.

Passenger: Dude, I hate traffic!
Driver: Yeah, but I'm just letting the car roll along by itself. Just enjoying the first gear cruise baby!
Passenger: That as the case may be, we are still going to be late...

by squarebobspongepants September 16, 2009