Evan

Warm and soft like mashed potatoe

Evan is Penguins

by BrassyMender September 21, 2022

logan thirteen evans

a dude who is white

loves anime

really swag

has a cool hat and form his words has a massive cock

wow! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(

by RamOrRow November 28, 2023

Evan

Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis

I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge

by NotJ.G.O October 1, 2023

Evan Tatham

I love DADDY Evan so much! I want him in my life forever

Evan Tatham is very beautiful

by Charlie Tatham November 24, 2021

evan

a great guy, he’s really talented and smart but he doesn’t know it, he’s a great listener and he’s such a dork but he’s my dork. he’s really funny and really fucking good at playing the guitar, and he’s for sure one of the most selfless and kind people i’ve ever met. he’s a great hugger and he has really strong arms and abs, we have so many inside jokes and he makes me feel so much better about myself. he’s a genuine person, and he always accepts me and supports me no matter what:) he’s really nice to my family and my friends, he’s also really empathetic and he’s really hot, he’s a great boyfriend and friend. such a great person, i don’t ever want to lose him, i love you evan:))

“evan spent like two hundred dollars taking ubers to see me this weekend”
“oh what a silly goose”

by sugar daddy ;) November 6, 2020

Evan

Evan is a wonderful, loving, cute, handsome, funny guy. He loves to cuddle and have a good time. He loves watching cute movies together as a couple and is a big big big munch. He usually has a mullet that he really pulls off. His mullet is the most gracious and perfect of all time.

You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.

“I love how cool Evan is!”

by catmuncher132 May 25, 2023

Evan

The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.

yor mom is Evans best friends

by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020