Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.

Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.

by Beasticles May 12, 2020

Dang it

1) The religious version of swearing.

2) Profanity used by primary and middle schoolers.

3rd grader: “Dang it!”
Other 3rd graders: *GAAAASSP*

by LeopardLily360 August 10, 2020

danganronpa

whats a danganronpa?

girl: pls play danganronpa
boy: wtf is a dagamropa

by Nigger faggot's torture center September 9, 2020

Danganronpa

where all you favorite characters die

"I just hate danganronpa sometimes."

by Nobodyknose September 14, 2020

danganronpa

this is a video game (not suitible for the chirrens) about a teen who is voice by mother holy fricking bryce papenbrook who is annoying,his name is makoto eggi then theres dr2 which is about this other guy,(also voiced by bryce) named nagito komeada. then theres dr3 abt this annoying emo kid named shuichi who cares about his girlfriend too much.
(dont forget their annoying principal monokuma.) (￢ ̫̿￢☆)

karen:my kid plays danganronpa!!
me: be quiet old hag.

by bequietkaren September 22, 2020

dangalitious

Something genious, unbelievably great, fantastic, like an achievement of the utmost caliber, or previously unseen.

— Ovechkin's goal is just… dangalitious!

by Qwango Poo September 27, 2020

Dangasm

The extasis esperienced by Dan Andrews, PM of the State of Victoria, Australia every time their leader makes any decision, in particular limiting common rights.

Dan suggested he may introduce lockdown again if people don't get tested enough, his supporters had the biggest Dangasm yet

by MrBoombastik October 1, 2020