Slippery Finger Disease

This may happen when your girl asks why you asked another girl for bps.

Kylie: "Why did you ask my Best Friend for bps?"
Brycen: " I have Slippery Finger Disease."

by TheFantomReaper August 31, 2020

Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.

"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."

by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020

double decker dosage

The godly connect 4 move involving setting up a situation where you get three in a row in two places so you automatically win no matter what.

Lenny:*Yooo! I just set up a double decker dosage so I automatically win the game!
Karl:Bro frick you!

by KyleEatsDoritos December 4, 2020

Mad Cunt Disease

A neurological disorder that affects females with a deep seeded disdain for men. Sometimes these symptoms are displayed by bitch-made males. Causes the inflicted to lash out at men especially and often everyone in close to mid and far proximity in a negative fashion. Most often results in mass office hysteria, severe depression, resentment, and desire to be hanged to death.

"Oh shit man!, I'm afraid Christine has contracted "Mad Cunt Disease" she fired her assistant because she bought her the wrong brand of tampons!"

by harry dixon III December 16, 2020

Tadj-Kapp Disease

A rare form of erectile dysfunction in which afflicted males experience opposite physical reactions when in states of

sexual arousal or normal mood.

All those poor bastards can't get it up to wank off to some porn. -Unknown Reporter

Thanks to this Disease I cant sit on the train without women feeling like I'm checking them out, shit's tough ya know? - Tadj-Kapp Disease Victim

by Canyounottakethisdamnnamepeopl January 25, 2021

Shrek Shidode Disease

It turns you into a muppet, and gives you shrek waffles, the worse version of blue waffles.

Person A:You got Blue waffles?
Person B: Nah I got Shrek Shidode Disease
Person C: WTF

by Urban.boi February 20, 2021

wandering zipper disease

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.

1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.

by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021