Moronic door kid

It call someone a dumbass next to a door.

Mom walks in shut up moronic door kid
Mon walks out

by Prapoleon May 23, 2022

Back-door bust

When she looks GREAT from behind, but then when she turns around...

Related to a butter face.

Hair flowing, butt glowing, legs going on 'til sunrise, and a figure that'd blind even the Gods...then she turned around

THAT is a back-door bust.

by ;lsdkfj;lsck February 24, 2012

Opened the crazy door

making a girl cum once making them become crazy.

I opened the crazy door last night now Nicole won’t leave me alone.

by girlllyes July 8, 2019

trap door syndrome

When a man's penis migrates from one side to the other, but turn falls thru the opening in the front of his underwear. Resulting in a trap that needs to be adjusted for comfort.

When I was insert activity I caught trap door syndrome mid stride, and was trouser trapped. Luckily the one leg shuffle sorted it out.

by 4BsBestIRL August 22, 2018

penis stuck in a door

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022

next door radio

people who live next door to you in a block of flats and watch TV so loud that you can hear every single word very well as if it is your own radio playing in your apartment

Jack: You turned your radio on?
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.

by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012

British door nail

When two people have intercourse against a British door.

As we left the pub, we caught Emily catching a British door nail.

by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010