Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.
Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.
Friend 1: Sweet!
Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.
Friend 1: Sweet!
by slumdom December 3, 2018
Get the Back-Door Candymug. When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.
I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about
by The dickless magician August 30, 2016
Get the spanish door knobmug. by Sassbun November 23, 2017
Get the Open-door Lassiemug. by Ann M Neesia July 18, 2019
Get the BACK DOOR SUSHImug. Car doorman, also known as Dorito and pink princess, is the hardest working man there is on the planet, he worked his way up from having no experience whatsoever, to becoming the le-jin-dary man himself, Kim Seokjin. He is also known as the loyal and fabulous diva wife to the world famous IQ 148.
An alternative name for Car door man could be Car door gay or Car door guy.
An alternative name for Car door man could be Car door gay or Car door guy.
by toolazytomakeapseudonym January 3, 2019
Get the Car door manmug. This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.
Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*
by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022
Get the penis stuck in a doormug. 