for the donut

For free

"Yeah Mark is wicked smart, they gave him a huge scholarship, he's practically going to Harvard for the donut."

by quignugget May 24, 2010

Egg Donut

Basically like a fried egg with a hollow center where the yoke has been eaten.

That's like, an egg donut cuz u just ate teh yoke in the center and it's like, empty in teh middle.

by John S. Mith October 17, 2008

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Firehouse Dozen(donuts)

A firehouse dozen is what you ask for at Dunkin Donuts to let the employee know to include a minimal of 3 or more Boston Kreme’s within the dozen to prevent people from fighting over the gem of all donuts. Also many Dunkin locations will add additional jelly’s as well.

Yo Carl, you better not be eating the Boston Kreme!!! I will fight you!
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).

by 2LunchTommy December 7, 2018

Donut clencher

The scrunching butt flex that happens when you're afraid.

I did a donut clencher last night so I don't shit the bed.

by Snarkygirl September 25, 2016

The Donut Shoppe

A sex move, often used by people who don’t like being sticky during intercourse, i.e the chronically sweaty. The parties in question cover themselves in baby powder pre-coitus, to assure a complete and utter lack of stickage. This makes them resemble that of a powdered donut.

Man 1:“ Bro, me and Stacie totally opened the Donut Shoppe last night, I’ve got powder everywhere.”
Man 2:”Dude. Sick.”

by Matthew Succomati August 25, 2021

donut

slang for hairy asshole

yo, your donuts really hairy! you should shave.

by dbzbsnfncxs May 25, 2019