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Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
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Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
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A weird-a** psychological condition caused by a student's being required to take history class.
I stuck to math and science in high school so as to avoid historionic personality disorder.
by QuacksO November 10, 2020
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CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder)

Quinn Carroll. He is the only person to ever have CCD.
CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder) is Quinn Carroll because he's the only person to have it, ever.
by Tayden XD August 21, 2024
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Ultra-manic Bipolar Divinity Disorder

Ultramanic Bipolar Divinity Disorder, also known as High Psycho-God Complex or UBDD for short is a extremely rare form of Autismo-Schizo-Interpersonality Disorder that would cause someone at the age of 19-38 years old to burst to extreme endless psychotic episodes of wild extravaganzic Conspiracy Theories that appeared as absurdly retarded or as unintentionally intentionally outlandish and made up, the victim’s of this Disorder is known to be usually drunken with Alcohol and smoked and insert heavy amounts of drugs like Cocaine, Coconut Tobacco, Toxic Meth and Chemical Bong , White Glue, Acid and Steroids, and then they would start to go on a Genghis-like murderous Crusade on anyone and crowd that is usually in their way and their business, the effects of the Disorder causes Anxiety induced and Extreme, Crazy and Wack-out Delusions, imaginary images of them self as a God of War, crazy amounts of Hallucination, hypervision of sight, and partaking in and interpreting Religion in Bonkers and Un-shamefully different batshit insane ways.
It looks like there someone with a Ultra-manic Bipolar Divinity Disorder roaming and on the loose.
by SrEgg November 27, 2021
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Post Twilight Stress Disorder

when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018
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Molly disorder

When you swallow ice cream and it burns your throat like whiskey.
Damn Bro that ice cream burned my throat like a shot of cheap whiskey holy shit I have Molly disorder.
by Sasquatch Mafia June 25, 2024
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