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decembeer

In relation to the month of Decembeard, and in preperation for the month of Manuary is when Decembeer occurs. For every day of the month of Decembeer, you must consume the number of beers that coincide with the day it is. Is used for the intense physical training of "partying hard", the army, olympics, and/or the phenomena of "2012". On the 24th of Decembeer, you must participate in a case race with other participants of Decembeer. On the 25th day to the 30th, you must rest for the big event of New Beers Eve and Manuary.
Andrew: "Hey Iain, what are you doing tonight?"

Iain: "Well Andrew, its Decembeer 12th, I am consuming 12 beers."

Emily: "Im feeling fat, and sassy."
by Secret Spy Club December 16, 2010
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December 5th

December 5th is wear black day everyone in your school better be wearing black or they gonna get slapped
Oh hey you aren’t wearing black it’s December 5th time for u to get slapped
by Youate2manyapples November 13, 2019
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December 1

Why did you kiss me I’m a girl and your bestie!? Well it’s December 1st
by Theslap.com November 17, 2019
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December 5

National fuck you best friend day.
On this day you get to fuck you best friend and they cant say no!
Emily:Hey Laura, do you know what day it is
Laura:No...
Emily: It's December 5
Laura:fuck....
by Britney Adams November 1, 2020
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Dedicated December

Everyday during the month of December one must complete 100 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, and run 1 mile.
"You participating in Dedicated December?"
"Ya, I need to get back in shape."
by Allen Riverview November 30, 2009
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decent grits

An exclusively Southern phrase that describes good common sense. Almost always used in the the negative form to describe an action that is silly, or lacking common sense. As in "any decent grits" or more often "no decent grits".
Me: I sent another text to the wrong person, AGAIN! I hate this phone!

K: Girl! Don't blame your phone, you ain't got no decent grits sometimes.
by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011
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December 1st

This is a day where you can grab peoples asses and also you can pull them in by they waist and kiss them
Yo why’d you just grab her ass

It’s December 1st dumb ass
by Aalyla October 23, 2019
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