Daniel Woolstencroft

The kind of guy who dumps his girlfriend of 7 years (on and off) because he wants to bang a lesbian.

Synonym: Stinky

Boner: You heard about Roland?
Pat: Nah . . . what?
Boner: Well he dumped his girlfriend of like . . . forever
Pat: Cunt move . . . why?
Boner: He wanted to bang some chick. And then about a week later he found out she was a lesbian.
Pat: What a Daniel Woolstencroft

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019

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Damn Daniel

The white vans used by police departments to make mass arrests. (Originates from the 2016 internet meme, "Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans.")

I saw the Damn Daniels roll up and I knew the night was going to be bad.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

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daniel radcliffe

Dan is awesome! His taste in music rocks and so does he! He is an extremely charming British gentlemen and dude, can he act!! HE's sweet and perfect in every way, and has a wonderful personality!

Interview with Daniel Radcliffe
Q:Are you shy, like you are with Cho Chang, in real life?

D:I'm quite shy, but I'd like to think that I'm not. I don't have a girlfriend, but I try. Sometimes I find myself not knowing what to say to girls. I don't understand girls yet, but I'm trying to.

by Laika23 July 30, 2008

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