anime crush

when some sad anime fan has a crush on a anime character, because they have no life.

anime freak: im crushing on (incert crap anime character here), i have an anime crush!
Other person: Weirdo you fancie a cartoon character HAHA

by peanut cake July 13, 2007

lemon crush

when you have a crush on a girl that happens to be a lesbian.

man, i have a serious lemon crush on this girl, i wonder what would happen if her girlfriend found out.

by chriskicks April 21, 2010

elementary crush

When someone has extreme affections for girl/boy when he/she
thinks it's too early to have a crush.

Example:
Bob: Y'know the guy who always gets awkward when someone talks about girls?
Fred: Steve?
Bob: Yeah. He has a total elementary crush on Sarah.

by Elementary Crushed August 26, 2009

Fat crush

Something soul crushing you get when you have liked someone you have no chance with for far too long even though that person is unavailable or uninterested

Guy 1: Damn I got a fat crush on Jasmine
Guy 2: That must suck

by some.random.simp January 7, 2021

Crushing Tin

slang for drinking beer

Matt is "crushing tins." Short version, Matt is crushing.

by AlbanianCocksman December 24, 2008

Crushing the book

Using facebook in any way shape or form

When someone is distracted by their lap top or phone you ask them if they are "crushing the book"? Because people tend to become less connected to those around them when they are running all over facebook.

by hopk5784 December 20, 2010

E-Crush

E-Crush, or www.ecrush.com, is a "hookup" site for people between the ages of 13 and 20-something. People create profiles, send notes to other prospects, and try to find people. The real thing of note behind E-Crush, however, is E-Crush Chat, a chatroom for members of the site. You'd expect people who can sign up for a website to have at least a fraction of a brain, but the retards who make up most of the chat apparently have no such thing. The majority of them are ASLers, with the exception of a few people, myself included. If you ever want to see how the American youth population has fallen to new depths, by all means, visit. Look out for DoctorTony or Tony_of_the_Fayth; that's me, one of the rare "humans" who visits the chat. I just might save your life.

Go get a real human. Don't use E-Crush, except maybe for the chat.

by Tony_of_the_Fayth November 24, 2004