An anti-masturbation cross is a device used by wankerphobic Christians. It combines the cross with straps to keep people from the age of 5+ from masturbating. It should be ended to help end wankerphobia.
John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.
by A_Manwithhiv April 22, 2021
Get the Anti-Masturbation Crossmug. boy: yo qurlfriend so uqly
otha boy: bruh you the cross
or
qurl:you the cross
otha qurl: how
qurl: cos i dont like you
otha boy: bruh you the cross
or
qurl:you the cross
otha qurl: how
qurl: cos i dont like you
by mitocho September 30, 2010
Get the you the crossmug. The relaxing, creative, and cutest game you'll ever play. Your Soul will be at its happiest here. (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
Jonny: have you played Animal Crossing: New Horizons? Emma: YES! Im so happy! Wanna join? Jonny: You bet.
by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs December 7, 2023
Get the Animal Crossing: New Horizonsmug. The best sport EVER EXISTED. By running Cross Country a human will transcend pass the normal human state and become undefeatable in life. In order to survive the practices and meets, you need to absolutely believe in your coach because he/she has been through this kind of practice and is now a metahuman. However, once you survive a few seasons of Cross Country, you will start to transcend like your coach and captain have experienced before you. What are you waiting for? Join Cross Country and start making your life better right NOW!
A: "Why does Kurtis never fail in anything he does?"
B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
by feelsDepressed November 4, 2017
Get the Cross Countrymug. The act of cutting off the top and bottom of a peanut butter jar still full and crossing swords threw it and then eating it
Big mike:remember when we were Cross jamming last night?
Big bob:yeah it was great!
Big mike: it sure was delicious.
Big bob:yeah it was great!
Big mike: it sure was delicious.
by BIG BINGO June 19, 2011
Get the Cross jammingmug. A daddy who is very disappointed with you, all the time. Not to be confused with Jesus, or God (sky daddy.)
by CinMin November 24, 2021
Get the cross daddymug. A scat infused shit land full of used and dirty condoms, Disabled people and the neighbour Steve who is wanted for arson of the Leeds kirkgate market.
Person 1: we are finally in Leeds where should we go
Person 2: I have an idea lets go to Cross Gates Shopping centre
Person 3: you steaming pile of monkey shit, I don't want to get stabbed in cross gates. I'd go to harehills for that
Person 2: I have an idea lets go to Cross Gates Shopping centre
Person 3: you steaming pile of monkey shit, I don't want to get stabbed in cross gates. I'd go to harehills for that
by Mr Arson July 7, 2023
Get the Cross Gatesmug.