moo cow

that fat chick in your class that just looks like she would say moo and eat hay

maggie is such a moo cow

by oliveeee April 04, 2010

Dancing Polish Cow

The reason we are still alive.

Jessica: Thank God!
John: No, thank Dancing Polish Cow.

by bruhbruh101 September 27, 2020

suck my cows

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner

"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"

by ITSREALSPOONBILLHOURS November 13, 2018

I'm down, cow!

A phrase used to describe someone that wants to engage in sex with cattle.

Person 1: If you had to have sex with an animal, which one would it be?

Person 2: I'm down, cow!

by Braveskid July 27, 2011

cow tail

A mindless penis. asin a butt.

my cow tail was placid yesterday

by anonamous hahah i cant spell that January 22, 2008

Colorado mad cow

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

by djjazzyj July 23, 2009

Triple sow cow

a trio of fat, dirty looking women like the type you'd see at walmart, in sweats, shopping while eating a just-opened bag of cheetohs.

Bro! I came to this frat party expecting to see some hunnies and all I see is this triple sow cow at the snack table! What the fuck!

by Beniquimbo February 14, 2015