Dancing Polish Cow

The reason we are still alive.

Jessica: Thank God!
John: No, thank Dancing Polish Cow.

by bruhbruh101 September 27, 2020

suck my cows

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner

"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"

by ITSREALSPOONBILLHOURS November 13, 2018

moo cow

that fat chick in your class that just looks like she would say moo and eat hay

maggie is such a moo cow

by oliveeee April 04, 2010

I'm down, cow!

A phrase used to describe someone that wants to engage in sex with cattle.

Person 1: If you had to have sex with an animal, which one would it be?

Person 2: I'm down, cow!

by Braveskid July 27, 2011

cow tail

A mindless penis. asin a butt.

my cow tail was placid yesterday

by anonamous hahah i cant spell that January 22, 2008

Colorado mad cow

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

by djjazzyj July 23, 2009

Triple sow cow

a trio of fat, dirty looking women like the type you'd see at walmart, in sweats, shopping while eating a just-opened bag of cheetohs.

Bro! I came to this frat party expecting to see some hunnies and all I see is this triple sow cow at the snack table! What the fuck!

by Beniquimbo February 14, 2015