cowboy queef

when a truck with a large exhaust chooses to blow black smoke (queef)

Did you see that truck blow a cowboy queef? Dude must have a shrimp dick.

by yolkmart December 16, 2021

cowboy

an american man who typically wears a hat

that cowboy john wayne

by lilfluzi December 23, 2021

Cowboy Death

Used to describe the inordinate amount of time in can take for an extremely pissed person to stop talking and fall asleep. Derived from old cowboy films where a hero was shot and would then talk about life and the universe for ages in an attempt to give their death meaning and generate sympathy.

I wish he'd shut the fuck up and stop with the Cowboy Death.

by JWW32 December 24, 2021

Cowboy coochie

When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed

Damn that cowboy coochie got me fucked up

by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022

cowboy stop

when driving country roads late at night and approaching a four way intersection, instead of stopping, you turn your headlights off to see if headlights are coming from the other directions: no lights means green lights.

While evading the laws, I cowboy stopped at two intersections going 85mph.

by pfoggy March 17, 2022

Cowboys don't cry

A song made by the popular singer, Oliver Tree

That song Cowboys Don't Cry is a banger

by SadBoiTimez March 22, 2022

Michigan Cowboy

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.

Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.

by Michigan Man Handler March 26, 2022