Contranize

To condescendingly patronize somebody.

To make it seem like you are complimenting somebody when it is clear to everybody involved that you are making fun of them and their entire life in general.

Yo yo Gio!! Are you wearing one of those douchey Affliction shirts?!?! THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!" "Damn bro, you totally just contranized the shit out of me.

by Frankenskedge June 20, 2010

Contraversitality

Basically means to be mad, angry or crazy.

The contraversitality that man was using was insane!

by Bill cloggs June 1, 2011

contok

A nickname for a person's huge buttocks

"Hey contok! Nice ass!

by Master_LOL April 3, 2017

contridict

A word that was mispelled

I am going to go contridict my appeal

by DogLover1203 June 5, 2018

ContentKeeper

A extension added by districts who don't want to allow students to access inappropriate or time-wasting websites.

ContentKeeper Expectations:
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"

by chikn ALT November 16, 2020

Meat Control

The ability or skill to kick a footballl with the sweet spot of ur foot. Also known as the meat of ur foot.

Man, that kick u just did had awesome meat control

by Paddy and Daniel June 5, 2007

Quality Control

The poor schmuck who is to blame for everything that goes wrong.

Well, Paul in Quality Control should have caught that before it shipped!

by QCSchmuck January 19, 2011