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Community-ist is an enlightened person who follows the ways of reality, they are shunned upon by the "popular ones" for showing unwavering interests in divergent content. These people are often created in high school but end up carrying their values for the rest of eternity. And they believe the social divide between people who indulge in different activities.
He realized he was a community-ist after he attacked the popular student at school.
by Lillegitbaka December 29, 2015
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Community chest

Sarah’s tits, Amber’s tits, any girl’s tatas
Did you get a look at Sarah’s community chest tonight? Those things are bangin!
by Communitychest2019 January 29, 2019
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Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.

The comedian Dennis Miller is a good example.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
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Schrödinger’s Communism

This is an argument generally used by right-wing or pro-capitalist people or politicians in regards to their ideological views on communism. This is related to their often bipolar or unfounded claims that communism is such a terrible system that it simply falls on its own, while simultaneously being so powerful that it needs to be personally dismantled from outside powers like the United States of America.
Schrödinger’s Communism in an argument:
"Communism is an inherently broken system that always leads to economic failure and collapse—but if the U.S. hadn't stepped in to stop it, half the world would be under its control by now."
by Embellished Marshmallow July 20, 2025
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Ultra-Communism

Ultra-Communism, also Ultracommunism, is an off-compass left-unity to lib-left ideology that supports the development of a communist society without the transitory stages before that, like socialism and state capitalism. Ultra-communism supports the idea of consensus politics together with radical politics and radical changes towards a communist society, mainly by abolition of private property, value-form, reaction, anti-communist things, mass culture and so on. Ultra-communism is also portrayed by being post-materialist, post-positivist and post-humanist, supporting the overcoming of the material conditions by technology and by reaching a high level of being.
"Ultra-Communism supports the development of technologies able to overcome the material conditions and reach an extraphysical (post-physical) level of being, despite ultra-communism would simply destroy mass culture and replace mass culture by something else that would be compatible with ultra-communism."
by Full Monteirism July 17, 2021
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Communism

Communism is various ideology, it can be devided into democrats (chads), anarchists (normal guyz) and

authoritarians (tankie cunts)

Democratic communists are chads, smart, educated, get marx right and shall rule the world one day. (democratic marxism, council communism, parliamentary communism, orthodoxian marxism, liberal communism, syndicalists)

Anarchist communists are normal casual communists that got some stuff of communism but are litral kiddos that think that with the power of weed a society can be reigned. (Anarcho-communists, anarcho-syndicalists)

Authoritarian communists are tankie cunts, its discussed among real communists (Anarchistic, democratic communists) if they are really communists, they fucked up everything in history with their tanks and small penises, they hopefully wont rule anymore countries. (they can call themselfs whatever, state-leninism, leninism-marxism, maosim, idc =>in the end its all baisically stalinism)

fuck tankies lol
Tankies have small penises they compensate with tanks so they probably dont really want Communism.

Anarcho-communists are normal communists so they r cool n want Communism.

Democratic Communists will bring Communism to the world! Workers of the world unite!
by Communist.exe November 22, 2021
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