Color Me Impressed

When you are being dumb and somebody really sarcastically points it out

Me: Hey Kelsey, we landed safely, but we will try our best not to survive flight #2!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!

by Calebseaman97 May 3, 2019

Color Guard

Stupid Dancing with flags, usually using ugly an makeup job.

"Wow. You practiced 15 hours to twirl a flag? Congrats on Color Guard I guess...."

by YouStoleMyMan April 13, 2013

Colorguard

A form of entertainment, usually part of a marching band, that involves using props and incorporating different styles of dance. While college-level colorguard requires an intensive amount of practice and ability, high school colorguard girls are essentially the equivalence of pompom/pom-pon or cheerleading rejects.

P1: "Did you see that picture of the colorguard girls on the marching band's Facebook page?"

P2: "Oh, yeah. Some of them aren't exactly the best looking..."

P1: "I heard they only joined since they weren't good enough for the poms squad."

P2: "I bet they just wanted to get with the band guys and didn't have enough musical talents to be actually part of the band."

by encyclowikitionpedia October 30, 2011

colorguard

basically cheerleading for the girls who arent pretty enough for cheerleading

Alex: Why is she on colorguard?

Josh: Because she isnt pretty enough for cheerleading.

by NoTaFlY December 2, 2010

People of color

People who are not black : non black People Usually white people because they have Different hair and eye Colors

People of color are so Annoying!

by 459395 March 26, 2022

Colorado Tune up

The act of fixing a car by basically pointing it in a direction and driving it as far as possible in one sitting. This is meant to stretch the legs of the car, and honestly if something is going to break it's going to be during a 500 mile road trip.

My check engine light came on so I decided to give it a Colorado Tune up and drove it 500 miles straight and it went off.

My car was in a bad way so I gave it a Colorado tune up and ended up stranded on the side on I-70.

by Thing21 August 14, 2012

coloring between the lines

When a guy cums, he draws a line from the girls asshole to her vagina

I'm going to go coloring between the lines tonight for sure

by The tarantula August 19, 2016