sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit

Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?

by AyyySlim June 24, 2020

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Christian Threesome

A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.

Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.

by LittyAgain October 2, 2020

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Christian witch

A CHRISTIAN that is a WITCH.

Nora: I am a christian witch, I am a Christian that is a witch.
Molly: ooooohhhh I like you 😉 let’s be ‘FRIENDS’

by that one kid that is nature October 10, 2020

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occasional christian

One who only goes to church sporadically, normally for special occasions.

John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian

by Butt Hertz September 6, 2017

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christian bautista

A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.

Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista

by DickBuster69 April 3, 2017

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