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Cuff yo chick

A pharse used to attract the attention of the man whose girlfriend or "chick" is acting unruly during any social situation in order to control her.
Yo slim, cuff yo chick before she gets knocked out by that white girl over there.
by biggestD7 January 5, 2011
mugGet the Cuff yo chickmug.

chicks before dicks

a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.
Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!

Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.

Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!

(ps Beth is fucking Todd)
by Genghis901 December 20, 2012
mugGet the chicks before dicksmug.

Fat Chick Friday

A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.

Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.

Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.

Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
by HungryEyesforFatChicks July 6, 2011
mugGet the Fat Chick Fridaymug.

Chick-fil-Lane

The line of cars going through the Chick-fil-A drive through that extends into the right hand lane of the road and backs up traffic.
Damn it, I didn’t switch lanes fast enough, now I’m stuck in the Chick-fil-Lane.

I just got rear ended in the Chick-fil-Lane
by e.skoland April 23, 2022
mugGet the Chick-fil-Lanemug.

chick-fil-laid

To get laid on, near, or around a Chick-fil-a establishment.

Can also refer to the act of sexual intercourse with a woman picked up from Chick-fil-a
1. Dude, I totally got Chick-fil-laid last night. Me and the cashier did it right there on the counter.

2. Dude, I got chick-fil-laid with this bitch who I saw macking down on a chicken salad sandwich with extra mayo at Chick-fil-a. I covered her with my Chick-fil-A sauce
by tacobellstreet May 24, 2016
mugGet the chick-fil-laidmug.

Chick-Fil-Itis

That feeling you get when you're craving Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday but it's closed.
*On a Sunday*
Person 1: "Bro, I'm craving Chick-Fil-A."
Person 2: *Hits blunt* "It's not open bro, it's Sunday. You got Chick-Fil-Itis man."
by Carthago Delenda Est January 29, 2018
mugGet the Chick-Fil-Itismug.

mc chick wicky

A cool and hip version of a mc chicken often combining waffles as bread and BBQ sauce with whip cream atop this peace.
Yo wht up home slice thats a sick mc chick wicky
by Jak2424 November 13, 2021
mugGet the mc chick wickymug.

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