oh my what a chav over there outside mc donalds drinking white lightening.
chav quotes "mayte" "giz a tab" "you got 30p fo phorne mayte"
chav quotes "mayte" "giz a tab" "you got 30p fo phorne mayte"
by sam January 29, 2005
Get the Chavs mug.A middle class chav. Someone of a higher typical socio-economic background and with more pronounced Estuary English accent than the typical chav. However they are just as stupid
by Total Chav September 24, 2005
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Mainly used by Grebs and other people who are intimidates by the chavs.
Mainly used by Grebs and other people who are intimidates by the chavs.
by Crazy Joe February 2, 2005
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as much jewellery as is able to carry on his skinny under nourished body due to parents sponging off the government spending food money on 80 sovereign a day.
jewellery from the mr t reject collection
consistently stoned or angry or both
white shoes preferably prism white with metallic nike tick on the side
tracksuit bottoms tucked into white socks
nike addidas lonsdale tshirts for example, mainly fake
always looking for a fight
little or no education
no jobs
own a stolen nova or corsa with neons a spoiler and a dump valve(like to write turbo on the back although there isnt one)
live off benefits ther entire live
and steal hubcaps and start on anyone in a smaller group than them
as much jewellery as is able to carry on his skinny under nourished body due to parents sponging off the government spending food money on 80 sovereign a day.
jewellery from the mr t reject collection
consistently stoned or angry or both
white shoes preferably prism white with metallic nike tick on the side
tracksuit bottoms tucked into white socks
nike addidas lonsdale tshirts for example, mainly fake
always looking for a fight
little or no education
no jobs
own a stolen nova or corsa with neons a spoiler and a dump valve(like to write turbo on the back although there isnt one)
live off benefits ther entire live
and steal hubcaps and start on anyone in a smaller group than them
by jamesismynameandihatechavs October 5, 2005
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pipming it up, y'all, music usually (bullet proof) 50 cent painted burberry at home with tesco value paint (at 20p per 1000 gallons)
by Anti-Chav June 8, 2005
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Looks; usually in last-seasons skinny jeans, a United Colours Of Benetton t-shirt, Ugg boots or 'pumps' and a body warmer complete with a fur hood. Either razor-straight hair or attempted scrunched with mousse. This results in wet looking, kinked, flat hair with no curl whatsoever. When the hair is up, usually pulled very tight into a side poyntail with an attempted quiff. Adores Dior. A ridiculous amount of eyeliner and make up is always used. Foundation line always visible.
Attitude; very arrogant. Anyone who would dare like Fall Out Boy and not Akon is labeled an emo, and tends to walk around playing unreleased R&B songs they found on LimeWire. Goes around in packs, attracts a worrying amount of male attention. In photos, a pose is always used.These range from the popular 'gunz' sign, blowing a kiss, looking up and away from the webcam in order to make eyes look better. Writes in capitals, but replaces a capital 'I' with 'ii'.
Looks; usually in last-seasons skinny jeans, a United Colours Of Benetton t-shirt, Ugg boots or 'pumps' and a body warmer complete with a fur hood. Either razor-straight hair or attempted scrunched with mousse. This results in wet looking, kinked, flat hair with no curl whatsoever. When the hair is up, usually pulled very tight into a side poyntail with an attempted quiff. Adores Dior. A ridiculous amount of eyeliner and make up is always used. Foundation line always visible.
Attitude; very arrogant. Anyone who would dare like Fall Out Boy and not Akon is labeled an emo, and tends to walk around playing unreleased R&B songs they found on LimeWire. Goes around in packs, attracts a worrying amount of male attention. In photos, a pose is always used.These range from the popular 'gunz' sign, blowing a kiss, looking up and away from the webcam in order to make eyes look better. Writes in capitals, but replaces a capital 'I' with 'ii'.
by Just.Daydream March 29, 2007
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