Clit bandit

When a friend you trusted fucks your current or ex-girlfriend.
Rick is such a clit bandit he slept with Debra, John's ex-girlfriend.
by Steve3678 May 28, 2023
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clit

"she moaned when I rubbed her clit"
"nah bro that was her labia, she was faking it"
by elle.dee November 26, 2021
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Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.
Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.
by thefishbin August 31, 2011
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clit toe

An enhanced version of a camel toe brought on by tighter trousers or bodybuilding steroid abuse. Shows the actual pea in the pod.
Natasha had found she got a whole lot more interest from the boys after taking steroids for 6 months and wearing tight ski pants. They couldn’t resist a peep at her clit toe.
by dominowoodstock October 28, 2013
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Clit eclipse

Anything which causes your. Clit to shrivel up usually caused by some sort of interruption of a self pleasuring session
I was in. The women's locker room showers washing up since I'm the equipment girl for the women's volleyball team I thought I'd have the place to myself so I started lathering up

I was about to stick a shampoo bottle I
Up my pussy when coach kuntkraaken walked in on me! Talk about a
Clit eclipse!
by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021
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Clit Recluse

When a female is sexually disordered caused by The mindless/ subconscious State of Mind. Often due to the “poor me” or self pity level of depression and/or is currently in experiencing extreme “basic bitch” episodes.

Outward projection by denying others and herself pleasure due to low self esteem and/or body image dysmorphia..
No bro, that chick seems hopeless. Defefinity has that “clit recluse”vibe. I wouldn’t buy her a drink, if I were you.
by LaurLaurBoobz April 13, 2024
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