Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.

Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"

by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022

Jap Clap

A "superbug" (resistant to all antibiotics currently used to fight the sexually transmitted disease) strain of gonorrhea discovered in Japan called H401.

Be careful in the Japanese red light district; all the girls have Jap Clap.

by JappyClapper July 31, 2011

Clapped the fuck out

When you’re super hit

Gah damn, is that chick clapped the fuck out or what?

by FuzzBumper March 02, 2021

Daddy Clapped

a state of being done for to an extreme extent i.e cooked

“i can’t believe she caught you cheating. you’re absolute daddy clapped”
“brotha i been knew”

by Fruitygatchagamergirl123850492 June 13, 2024

Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.

Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.

by Born At Walmart November 09, 2015

One hand clapping

Knowing something before it occurs.

I knew we were going to win because I could already hear the sound of one hand clapping.

by Oingooboingo January 29, 2023

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022