Candy man confusion 

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

Candy man confusion by MarianneM September 5, 2016

candywagon 

Pedophiles vehicle

Bob: "Hey look! Mr. Herbert is giving away free candy!"
James: "Bob, Mr. Herbert is driving his candywagon, he's a pedo"

candywagon by Jacob Jags December 18, 2016

candy colon 

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.

dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?

candy colon by glow bear May 26, 2017

Candy gas 

1. When somebody has the most heinous sounding and or smelling flatulance after consuming too much candy and or liquor.
2. When consuming at an excess a treat that causes severe flatulence.
3. That sound you make early in the morning and blame on the dog.

Damn boy, Jesse sure does have that candy gas! It sounds and smells terrible!

Candy gas by zacktherapist April 18, 2018

Candy Dealer 

A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.

Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer

Candy Dealer by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017

Candyfork 

Where a man puts sugar on his penis and sticks it inside her.

Ma'am, can I candyfork you?

Candyfork by All I wanna do is Zoom November 2, 2017

candy jones 

Major creeper on all social media platforms.

I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.

candy jones by London topaz April 21, 2018